"Christians And The Internet" newsletter
CATI, Vol. 2, No. 14: October 3, 2001.
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
1. MORE ON MUSIC AND/OR WORSHIP, CONTEMPORARY AND TRADITIONAL
2. WARNING!: NEW VIRUS SPREADING OVER THE INTERNET
3. SUBSCRIPTION INFORMATION FOR THIS NEWSLETTER
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1. MORE ON MUSIC AND/OR WORSHIP, CONTEMPORARY AND TRADITIONAL
How shall we then praise God in song, particularly in worship?
That is an important question, but not one where there is
universal agreement, even among those who are specifically
Reformed or Presbyterian in tradition. Here are some past
articles of CATI which dealt to some extent with questions
concerning music and/or worship:
Trinity Hymnal, Trinity Psalter: Web Resources (Part 1)
http://traver.org/cati/archives/cati52.htm#2
Trinity Hymnal, Trinity Psalter: Web Resources (Part 2)
http://traver.org/cati/archives/cati53.htm#2
The Legendary Phil Keaggy: "World's Greatest Guitarist"?
http://traver.org/cati/archives/cati56.htm#1
Phil Keaggy and Contemporary Christian Music
http://traver.org/cati/archives/cati58.htm#3
In this article, I'll be providing a list of more than eighty
interesting or helpful articles relating to this area. You
can expect to find much with which to agree and perhaps much
with which to disagree, but I trust that you will find the
material to be worthwhile reading, especially as you find
yourself challenged to check out your ideas on music and/or
worship with the teaching of the Scriptures.
Before we go to that list of online articles, however, I
would like to follow up on the subject of "Contemporary
Christian Music" ("CCM"). In response to the articles in
CATI 2/11 and 2/13, I received this email message from a
CATI subscriber (included here with his permission):
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Barry,
Thanks for the "CCM" articles. They have been helpful. Our
session at River of Life (OPC) has wrestled with many of the
issues that you present. Our worship service is what would
be called a "blended" service.
We have both Hymns and contemporary worship pieces in our
worship. One of our elders and I go over all of the
contemporary material for lyrical content. We want to be
sure that the songs are theologically orthodox.
Many of the songs that we sing are Scripture set to
contemporary music. Some are hymns set to more contemporary
music. A rendition of the hymn "Alas and did my Savior bleed"
by Bob Kauflin of PDI ministries is particularly excellent.
I have found the music from PDI to be well grounded and
trustworthy. They emphasize God's sovereignty (an aspect
lacking in so much of today's worship songs) and write from
a reformed perspective. Their music can be found at
http://www.pdinet.org/music/ .
I agree that Phil Keaggy is a great musician. I have listened
to him since I came to faith in 1980. His "Maker of the
Universe" and "(Who will speak up for the) Little Ones" are
two of my favorites. I would also recommend "Second Chapter
of Acts" -- the group is no longer performing, but their
material is great. "Glad" is also a good Christian Group.
"Big Tent Revival" has some good music. In fact, if you use
good Biblical discretion there is a plethora of good CCM
music to choose from that will encourage you to glorify
and enjoy God.
I can appreciate the fear that many Christians have over
anything "contemporary" infecting the church. We need to be
cautious. But we must not allow that fear to cripple us and
prevent us from experiencing God's provision of music for
the worship of His Name. He has given us discernment. He has
given us His Word. With those, and being led by His Spirit,
we can worship Him freely in spirit and in truth.
In His Sovereign Hand, (and loving it!)
Pastor Bill Slack
"God made him who had no sin to be sin for us, that in him we
might become the righteousness of God." (2 Cor. 5:21)
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As you know, some hold that only the Old Testament Psalms
should be sung in formal worship. (This is true, for
example, of the Reformed Presbyterian Church in North
America.) Others hold that church hymns composed later
may be sung in formal worship. (This is the position, for
example, of the Orthodox Presbyterian Church, although
there are individual congregations within that denomination
that hold to exclusive Psalmody.)
Among those who allow for the use of church hymns in worship,
there are sometimes significant differences concerning the
use of contemporary vs. traditional music. Note, however,
the important point made by Pastor Slack: If you do plan
to use contemporary music (whether in formal worship or in
more informal settings), it is important to be careful that
the songs are theologically orthodox, i.e., true to what the
Bible teaches. (Regrettably, many evangelical churches do
not take adequate care in this area.)
If I understand the exclusive Psalmody position correctly,
the idea is that only Psalms ought to be sung in formal
worship, but allowance is made for "uninspired" hymns to be
sung in other situations. Thus we all have to come to terms
in one way or another with contemporary Christian music and
with the challenge (dare I say observable fact?) that much
modern music of the "Praise and Worship" variety tends to be
shallow when compared with the deeper understanding seen in
the great traditional hymns.
At his Coram Deo Web site ("Coram Deo" means "before the
face of God"), Dave Brown has some helpful thoughts, I
think, on the situation. He starts off with three quotes
of interest:
"My Lord, I should be sorry if I only entertain them. I wish
to make them better." - Handel
"Next to the Word of God, the noble art of music is the
greatest treasure in the world." - Martin Luther
"A good hymn book is a wonderful companion to the Bible."
- Francis Schaeffer
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum/3505/sermoninsong.html
Then he goes on to argue the following:
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Many traditional hymns of the Church speak of our sin and
God's wrath. They also praise God's character and attributes.
They bring conviction and repentance as they invoke a sense
of awe and wonder at God's majesty, excellency and beauty.
Many of these hymns follow a practical systematic theology of
Guilt, Grace and Gratitude. Traditional hymns, like those of
Martin Luther, Augustus Toplady, John Newton and William
Cowper, are rich in theological content and reverence to the
awesome power and wonder of God.
Yet the "ole ones" seemingly aren't much in vogue these
days. Much contemporary Christian music appeals to sensual
experience at the expense of also loving God with our minds.
Praise and worship music laden with saccharine sentimentality
is a serious reflection of theological anemia among our
assemblies. Michael Horton has characterized some of this as
"Jesus, my boy friend music". Subjective, inane experience
comes often at the expense of rightly dividing the Word.
Yet as disheartening as this is, there are some modern
Christian songs that appeal to contemporary musical tastes,
carry sound doctrinal messages and are truly God-centered
worship and praise. Jonathan Edwards, who knew God's reality
with his head and passionately felt God's reality in the love
of his heart, is right when he says, "God glorifies Himself
toward the creatures also in two ways: 1. By appearing to...
their understanding. 2. In communicating Himself to their
hearts, and in their rejoicing and delighting in, and
enjoying, the manifestations which He makes of Himself....
God is glorified not only by His glory's being seen, but by
its being rejoiced in.... When those that see it delight in
it, God is more glorified than if they only see it. His
glory is then received by the whole soul, both by the
understanding and by the heart."
Christian music, therefore, should be an expression of what
John Piper calls thinking truly and feeling duly. Such music
I believe can be found in the work of such contemporary
writer/performers as Reformed troubadour Steve Camp,
balladeer Don Francisco, evangelicals Michael Card and
Dennis Jernigan, and British charismatic Graham Kendrick.
This Page seeks to explore lyrics of the music of yesteryear
and today that convey Scriptural integrity, sound doctrine
and true worship and praise."
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum/3505/sermoninsong.html
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We may not agree with all of Dave Brown's endorsements (I have
reservations, for example, about the "British charismatic
Graham Kendrick" and the "March for Jesus" with which he is
associated, although I do appreciate his "Knowing You," which
is based on Phil. 3:7-11), but hopefully we do agree that we
should sing only songs that "carry sound doctrinal messages
and are truly God-centered worship and praise." We ought not
to sing any songs (traditional or contemporary) unless they
"convey Scriptural integrity, sound doctrine and true worship
and praise."
Whatever your current understanding of music and/or worship
may be, I trust that you will find the following articles
(written by evangelical Christians, many of them specifically
Reformed in perspective) to be challenging. (And I challenge
you to find an equally valuable list of online resources on
music and/or worship elsewhere!)
IMPORTANT: You will not find all of the articles to be
equally profitable. Also, most of the discussions are
done in a spirit of respect or courtesy toward different
points of view, but you may find the tone of a few of the
articles to be unnecessarily abrasive or accusatory. As
always, you should exercise Christian discernment in your
reading (and certainly should not try to read all of the
resources included here -- instead, you may want to look
through the list and sample some of the articles that
look like they may be of particular interest to you).
By the way, for some of the longer addresses, you may
find it easier to access the links by going to the online
version of this article at the following address:
CATI: More on Music and/or Worship, Contemporary and
Traditional
http://www.traver.org/cati/archives/cati59.htm
Online Articles
Armstrong, John H., The Mad Rush to Seeker Sensitive Worship
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/mr/mr95/1995.01.JanFeb/mr9501.jha.MadRush.html
Armstrong, John H., Problems Related to Seeker-Sensitive
Worship
http://www.brfwitness.org/Articles/1994v29n6.htm
Bacon, Leonard Woolsey, The Hymns of Martin Luther
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum/3505/lutherhymns.html
Brentnall, John M., John Newton on Handel's Messiah
http://www.banneroftruth.co.uk//articles/newton_on_handels_messiah.htm
Bynum, Matt, Music and the Word (review of CMAC's Orlando 2000
symposium)
http://www.artsreformation.com/a001/music-the-word.html
Calvin, John, Preface to the Psalter
http://www.fpcr.org/blue_banner_articles/calvinps.htm
Camp, Steve, A Call For Reformation in the Contemporary
Christian Music Industry: 107 Theses
http://www.worship.com/steve_camp_107_theses.htm
CCM World, Contemporary Christian Music: What Is It?
http://ccmwhatisit.bizland.com/big_questions.htm
Christ Presbyterian Church, Working List of Good and Useful
Hymns from the New Trinity Hymnal
http://www.christpresbyterian.org/library/cpc_hymns.html
Church Music At a Crossroads (CMAC): Guidelines for Music
http://www.musiccrossroads.org/html/guidelines_for_music.html
Comin, Douglas W., The Church's Perfect Hymn Book
http://www.reformed.com/triangle/t_psalms.html
Cwirla, William M., The Law and the Gospel in the Liturgy
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/mr/mr96/1996.01.JanFeb/mr9601.wmc.LawGospelLit.html
Dawn, Marva, Beyond Conflicts: Asking the Right Questions
(taken from lectures by Marva Dawn)
http://www.musiccrossroads.org/html/feature_of_the_month_06_00.html
Dawn, Marva, Not A Waste of Time (an interview with Marva
Dawn)
http://www.musiccrossroads.org/html/marva_dawn.html
Elliot, Elisabeth, Whatever Happened to Hymns?
http://www.banneroftruth.co.uk//articles/whatever_happened_to_hymns.htm
Ewell, Terry, What is Christian Music? (Leadership U, Campus
Crusade for Christ)
http://www.leaderu.com/aip/docs/ewell.html
Food for Thought (quotations from William Hamilton, Michael
Card, Calvin Johansson, Ken Myers, Donald Hustad, John
Armstrong, Neil Postman)
http://www.musiccrossroads.org/html/feature_of_the_month_10_00.html
Gilbert, Rich, Corporate Worship
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/mr/mr93/1993.06.NovDec/mr9306.rg.corporate.html
Godfrey W. Robert, What Does It Mean to Praise?: A Look at
Psalm 150
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/mr/mr96/1996.01.JanFeb/mr9601.wrg.praise.html
Grant, George, Books: Hymns of the Church
http://www.worldmag.com/world/issue/11-22-97/cultural_4.asp
Grotenhuis, Joy, Synopsis of the 3rd Annual Symposium (review
of CMAC's Tacoma 1999 symposium)
http://www.musiccrossroads.org/html/winter99winter__19991.html
Hart, D.G., Why Evangelicals Think They Hate Liturgy
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/mr/mr96/1996.01.JanFeb/mr9601.dgh.EvangHate.html
Hart, D.G., Evangelicals on the Durham Trail
http://www.the-highway.com/articleApr98.html
Hodge, Ian, Understanding the Rules of Music (Out of the
Frying Pan)
http://www.artsreformation.com/a001/ih-music-rules.html
Horton, Michael S., A Defense of Reformed Liturgy
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/mr/mr96/1996.01.JanFeb/mr9601.msh.ReformedLit.html
Horton, Michael S., A Form For Divine Worship
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/mr/mr96/1996.01.JanFeb/mr9601.msh.divineworship.html
Horton, Michael S., Are Your Hymns Too Spiritual?
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/mr/mr95/1995.04.JulAug/mr9504.msh.TooSpiritual.html
Horton, Michael S., Contemporary and Traditional Worship
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum/3505/hortonworship.html
Horton, Michael S., Is Style Neutral?
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/mr/mr96/1996.01.JanFeb/mr9601.msh.style.html
Horton, Michael S., Preaching Christ (Part 2 of 6 on Worship)
http://www.alliancenet.org/radio/whi/commentaries/whi.com.msh.wor2.html
Horton, Michael S., Reforming Church Music (Part 3 of 6 on
Worship)
http://www.alliancenet.org/radio/whi/commentaries/whi.com.msh.wor3.html
Horton, Michael S., Reforming the Church Service (Part 4 of 6
on Worship)
http://www.alliancenet.org/radio/whi/commentaries/whi.com.msh.wor4.html
Horton, Michael S., Reforming Worship (Part 1 of 6 on Worship)
http://www.alliancenet.org/radio/whi/commentaries/whi.com.msh.wor1.html
Horton, Michael S., Re-thinking the Lord's Supper (Part 6 of 6
on Worship)
http://www.alliancenet.org/radio/whi/commentaries/whi.com.msh.wor6.html
Horton, Michael S., Revivalism and Christian Music (Part 5 of 6
on Worship)
http://www.alliancenet.org/radio/whi/commentaries/whi.com.msh.rev5.html
Horton, Michael S., Why a Liturgical Way of Worshipping God?
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/articles/horton.liturgy.html
Irons, Lee, Exclusive Psalmody or New Covenant Hymnody
http://www.the-highway.com/psalmody_Irons.html
Janson, P.J., A Reason to Sing
http://www.the-highway.com/Music_Janson.html
Johansson, Calvin M., "How Can We Sing the Lord's Song in a
Foreign Land?": Church Music in Principle and Practice
http://www.musiccrossroads.org/html/calvin_johansson.html
Jones, Douglas, Music as Spirit
http://www.credenda.org/issues/11-5thema.php
Joseph, Mark, and Nancy R. Pearcey, Christians in Dialogue:
Can popular music ever be a conduit for Christian
values?
http://www.nationalreview.com/weekend/culture/culture-pearcey062301.shtml
Keddie, John W., Sing the Lord's Song!: Biblical Psalms in
Worship
http://www.reformed.com/hazleton/Keddie.htm#(v)%20New%20Testament%20Christian%20Hymns
Ling, Samuel, Worship Music: Traditional or Contemporary?:
Part 1
http://www.ccmusa.org/challenger/000809/doc1.html
Ling, Samuel, Worship Music: Traditional or Contemporary?:
Part 2
http://www.ccmusa.org/challenger/001011/doc2.html
Linton, Michael, Apostles of Rock: The Splintered World
of Contemporary Christian Music and At the Crossroads:
An Insider's Look at the Past, Present, and Future of
Contemporary Christian Music (book reviews from First
Things)
http://www.firstthings.com/ftissues/ft0002/reviews/linton.html
Marsden, Robert S. -- See OPC Majority Report on Song in the
Public Worship of God
Masters, Peter, Is "New Worship" Compatible with "Traditional
Worship"?
http://www.freedomministries.org.uk/masters/worship1.htm
Masters, Peter, Pop-Idiom Music In Worship and Evangelism
http://www.freedomministries.org.uk/masters/popidiom.shtml
Masters, Peter, The Psalter Is Nothing Like a Book of Choruses
http://www.freedomministries.org.uk/masters/psalter.htm
Mays, Rich, Shouldn't worship music merely stimulate emotional
reaction or should it actually lead us further into maturity
and discipleship?
http://capo.org/premise/98/july/p980705.html
Murray, John -- See OPC Minority Report on Song in the Public
Worship of God
Myers, Ken, God Glorified...In Our Worship
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/mr/mr93/1993.05.SepOct/mr9305.km.worship.html
Myers, Ken, Is "Popular Culture" Either?
http://www.kfuo.org/articles/aissar42.htm
Myers, Ken, What Distinguishes "Popular" Culture From Other
Varieties of Culture?
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/mr/mr97/1997.01.JanFeb/mr9701.km.tendencies.html
Nakhla, Anne-Marie E., A Historical Consideration of Music in
the Bible
http://www.musiccrossroads.org/html/feature_of_the_month_07_00.html
Nakhla, Paul, Music in the Bible
http://www.musiccrossroads.org/html/feature_of_the_month_08_00.html
OPC Majority Report on Song in the Public Worship of God
(Robert S. Marsden)
http://www.gracealone.com/trinitypsalter/majorityreport.htm
OPC Minority Report on Song in the Public Worship of God (John
Murray)
http://www.gracealone.com/trinitypsalter/minorityreport.htm
Payton, Leonard R., Congregational Singing and the Ministry of
the Word
http://www.the-highway.com/articleJuly98.html
Payton, Leonard R., Glossary of Church Growth & Christian
Contemporary Music Terminology
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/mr/mr95/1995.01.JanFeb/mr9501.lrp.glossary.html
Payton, Leonard R., Is It a Prelude or a Quaalude?
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/mr/mr95/1995.01.JanFeb/mr9501.lrp.prelude.html
Payton, Leonard R., Reforming Worship Music
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/mr/mr94/1994.02.MarApr/mr9402.lrp.RefMusic.html
Payton, Leonard R., The Pride of Simplicity
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/mr/mr95/1995.04.JulAug/mr9504.lrp.simplicity.html
PCA Worship Guidelines for MNA Sponsored Church Planters
http://www.pcanet.org/mna/Worship%20Guidelines%20for%20MNA%20Sponsored%20Church%20Planters.htm
Pipa, Joseph, Review of John Frame's Worship in Spirit and
Truth
http://presbyteriannews.org/volumes/v2/4/pipa7.htm
Piper, John, Singing and Making Melody to the Lord
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum/3505/pipermusic.html
Rayburn, Robert S., The Liturgical Authority of the Old
Testament
http://www.musiccrossroads.org/html/feature_of_the_month_09_00.html
Reed, Kevin, Presbyterian Worship: Old and New: A Review and
Commentary upon Worship in Spirit and Truth, a book by John
Frame
http://www.all-of-grace.org/pub/others/regulativeprinciple.html
Rees, Stephen, What Shall We Sing?
http://www.banneroftruth.co.uk/articles/what_shall_we_sing.htm
Richards, Neil C., The Place of Music in Worship
http://www.banneroftruth.co.uk//articles/place_of_music_in_worship.htm
Ritchie, Rick, Avoiding the Trail From Clap Clap to Claptrap:
Why should those who are trying to promote reformation in
our day be so devoted to liturgy?
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/mr/mr96/1996.01.JanFeb/mr9601.rjr.clapclap.html
Rosenthal, Shane, Recommended Sacred Music
http://www.markers.com/ink/srclassicmusic.htm
Saternos, Casimir, Singing as a Symbol of Christian Unity
http://www.artsreformation.com/a001/cs-singing-unity.html
Schwertley, Brian, The Neo-Presbyterian Challenge to
Confessional Presbyterian Orthodoxy: A Biblical Analysis
of John Frame’s Worship in Spirit and in Truth
http://www.reformed.com/pub/frame.htm
Schwertley, Brian, A Brief Examination of Exclusive Psalmody
http://www.reformed.com/pub/psalms.htm
Solomon, Jerry, Music and the Christian
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum/3505/music.html
Solomon, Jerry, Worship (Leadership U, Campus Crusade for Christ)
http://www.leaderu.com/orgs/probe/docs/worship.html
Swanson, Kevin, Vain Repetition
http://www.artsreformation.com/a001/ks-repetition.html
Thackway, J.B., A review of John Frame's Contemporary Worship
Music
http://homepages.enterprise.net/smackay/blq/cwm.html
Thomas, Geoff, Church Music at a Crossroads Conference (review
of CMAC's 1999 Tacoma symposium)
http://www.banneroftruth.co.uk/articles/church_music_at_a_crossroads.htm
Thomas, Geoff, Contemporary Worship Music: a Biblical Defense
(book review of John Frame's Contemporary Worship Music)
http://www.banneroftruth.co.uk/articles/contemporary_worship_music.htm
Thomas, Geoff, The Decline of Hymn-Singing on the Incarnation
http://www.banneroftruth.co.uk//articles/decline_of_hymn_singing.htm
Thomas, Geoff, John Frame on Worship (book review of John
Frame's Worship in Spirit and Truth)
http://www.banneroftruth.co.uk/articles/john_frame_on_worship.htm
Thomas, Geoff, The Sound of Music
http://www.banneroftruth.co.uk/articles/the_sound_of_music.htm
Thomas, Geoff, The Tired Old Subject of Worship
http://www.banneroftruth.co.uk/articles/tired_old_subject_of_worship.htm
Third Millennium Ministries: Worship Resources (check
"Theology" or "Questions & Answers" for comments on
worship and/or music)
http://www.thirdmill.org/worship_frameset.asp
Townsend, Peter, Review of John Frame's Contemporary Worship
Music
http://www.calvin.edu/worship/bookshlf/reviews/rev52b.htm
Veith, Gene Edward, Christianity & Culture: God's Double
Sovereignty
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/mr/mr97/1997.01.JanFeb/mr9701.gev.christianity.html
Veith, Gene Edward, The Reformation and the Arts
http://www.alliancenet.org/pub/mr/mr94/1994.06.NovDec/mr9406.gev.RefArts.html
Williamson, G.I., The Singing of Psalms in the Worship of God
http://www.reformed.com/triangle/t_giwill.html
Williamson, G.I., Trinity Hymnal, or The Content of the Book
of Praise in the Orthodox Presbyterian Church: Part I
http://trueworship.netfirms.com/Singpsalms.dir/williamson/hymnal1.html
Williamson, G.I., Trinity Hymnal, or The Content of the Book
of Praise in the Orthodox Presbyterian Church: Part II
http://trueworship.netfirms.com/Singpsalms.dir/williamson/hymnal2.html
Wilson, Douglas, Anthems of Conquest
http://www.credenda.org/issues/11-2presbyterion.php
Wilson, Douglas, Worship Music and Propriety
http://www.credenda.org/issues/11-5presbyterion.php
Wilson, Monte, Classical Propositions for Pop Churches
http://users.hunterlink.net.au/~derjn/wfs3d.html
Wilson, Monte, Church-O-Rama Or Corporate Worship?
http://www.the-highway.com/church_Wilson.html
Wilson, Monte, Narcissism Goes to Church: Encountering
Evangelical Worship
http://www.chalcedon.edu/report/98oct/Wilson_Narcissism.html
Woetzel, Kurt, An Important Question for our Times:
Is Music Moral?
http://www.majestymusic.com/inchoir/display.asp?pageid=musicmoral
Yount, Laura, Seeker Worship - "Sanctified" Bait and Switch
http://www.musiccrossroads.org/html/feature_of_the_month__04_01.html
Yount, Terry, Up for Review...Measuring the Music by John
Makujina
http://www.musiccrossroads.org/html/feature_of_the_month.html
Enjoy!
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2. WARNING!: NEW VIRUS SPREADING OVER THE INTERNET
In case you haven't already heard about it, here is a warning
of a newly discovered virus spreading over the Internet:
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Subject: Warning! Warning! Watch OUT!
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of the virus, which include the following:
* The willingness to believe improbable stories without thinking.
* The urge to forward multiple copies of such stories to
others.
* A lack of desire to take three minutes to check to see if a
story is true.
T.C. is an example of someone recently infected. He told one
reporter, "I read on the Net that the major ingredient in
almost all shampoos makes your hair fall out, so I've stopped
using shampoo." When told about the Gullibility Virus, T.C.
said he would stop reading email, so that he would not become
infected.
Anyone with symptoms like these is urged to seek help
immediately. Experts recommend that at the first feelings
of gullibility, Internet users rush to their favorite search
engine and look up the item tempting them to thoughtless
credence. Most hoaxes, legends, and tall tales have been
widely discussed and exposed by the Internet community.
Courses in critical thinking are also widely available, and
there is online help from many sources, including
CIAC Hoax Pages (Computer Incident Advisory Capability) at
http://hoaxbusters.ciac.org/
Symantec Anti Virus Research Center at
http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/
McAfee Associates Virus Hoax List at
http://vil.mcafee.com/hoax.asp?
The Urban Legends Web Site at
http://www.urbanlegends.com
Urban Legends Reference Pages at
http://www.snopes.com
Datafellows Hoax Warnings at
http://www.Europe.Datafellows.com/news/hoax.htm
Those people who are still symptom free can help inoculate
themselves against the Gullibility Virus by reading some good
material on evaluating sources, such as
Evaluating Internet Research Sources at
http://www.virtualsalt.com/evalu8it.htm
Evaluation of Information Sources at
http://www.vuw.ac.nz/~agsmith/evaln/evaln.htm
Bibliography on Evaluating Internet Resources at
http://www.lib.vt.edu/research/libinst/evalbiblio.html
Lastly, as a public service, Internet users can help stamp out
the Gullibility Virus by sending copies of this message to
anyone who forwards them a hoax.
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This message is so important, we're sending it anonymously!
Forward it to all your friends right away! Don't think about
it! This is not a chain letter! This story is true! Don't
check it out! This story is so timely, there is no date
on it! This story is so important, we're using lots of
exclamation points! Lots!! For every message you forward
to some unsuspecting person, the Home for the Hopelessly
Gullible will donate ten cents to itself. (If you wonder
how the Home will know you are forwarding these messages all
over creation, you're obviously thinking too much.)
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ACT NOW! DON'T DELAY! LIMITED TIME ONLY! NOT SOLD IN
ANY STORE!
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I have seen this warning in several different variations. The
version I include here I found at the following URL (except
that I updated the broken links):
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blvirus.htm
If a friend sends you a virus warning that you believe to be a
hoax, you may want to send him or her a copy of this warning
about the "Gullibility Virus" (but do so only if you know that
your friend has a good sense of humor!).
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